Re: 100 questions to pass the time


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Posted by Conundrum on July 15, 2006 at 16:17:56:

In Reply to: 100 questions to pass the time posted by Conundrum on July 12, 2006 at 21:33:19:

: 1. What is your name?

Conundrum
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: 2. How old are you?

321,842
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: 3. Are you sure?

No.
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: 4. What is your earliest memory?

A brick landing on my foot when I was 2. I had a scar for YEARS ...
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: 5. What is your favourite alcoholic drink?

Gold Wasser
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: 6. What is your favourite vegetable?

The Potato
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: 7. Do you remember your first day at school?

Nope.
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: 8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting?

2%
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: 9. How tall are you?

6'3"
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: 10. Can you swim?

Yep.
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: 11. Who is your favourite movie actress?

Winona Ryder
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: 12. Who is your favouite sportswoman?

Er ...
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: 13. Who is your favourite comedienne?

Linda Smith. RIP ...
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: 14. Who is your favourite female politician?

Er ... Not even sure I could answer this if I were allowed to pick from male politicians, either ...
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: 15. Who is your favourite female historical figure (been dead for at least 100 years)?

Matilda
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: 16. Who is your favourite super-heroine?

Oracle
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: 17. Who is your favourite Bond Girl?

Either Elektra King (Sophie Marceau) or Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike). Both bad girls ...
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: 18. Can you name a female scientist other than Madame Curie?

Yes, quite a few. But I think I'll go for Lise Meitner.
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: 19. Who is your favourite mythological goddess?

Athena
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: 20. Who is your favourite woman of all time?

Winona Ryder
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: 21. Do you agree with "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth"?

Definitely not.
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: 22. Do you agree with "Life does not forgive weakness"?

Definitely not.
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: 23. Do you agree with "It is the enemy who can truly teach us to practice the virtues of compassion and tolerance"?

Definitely not.
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: 24. Do you agree with "The state can do what they want to do"?

Definitely not.
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: 25. Do you agree with "If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country"?

Absolutely.
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: 26. Do you agree with "If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads"?

Definitely not.
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: 27. Do you agree with "Crime is a product of social excess"?

Absolutely.
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: 28. Do you agree with "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"?

Definitely not.
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: 29. Do you agree with "And mankind is naught but a single nation"?

Absolutely.
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: 30. Do you agree with "Bulimia is soooo '87"?

Absolutely. Nobody cool does bulimia anymore.
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: 31. What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

Batman & Robin
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: 32. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen?

Big Brother
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: 33. What is the worst book you have ever read?

The Lord Of The Rings
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: 34. What is the worst song you have ever heard?

I hate to say this, but hearing the German national anthem still conjures up images of jackboots and swastikas for me. Sorry ...
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: 35. What is the worst sport you know of?

Fox hunting.
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: 36. Who is the worst movie "star" ever?

Steven Seagal
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: 37. Who is the worst comedian/comedienne ever?

Bernard Manning
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: 38. Who is the worst author ever?

JRR Tolkein
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: 39. Who is the worst musical act ever?

Spice Girls
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: 40. Who is the worst sports "star" you have ever seen?

Mike Tyson
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: 41. If you could go back in time to witness an historical event in person, what event would you want to see?

If I had to pick one, the Russian Revolutions.
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: 42. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

A desert island somewhere. Preferably with some decent way to get off it when I'd grown bored, too.
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: 43. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet?

Winona Ryder
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: 44. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be?

Writing
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: 45. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy?

My own gaming/comic shop.
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: 46. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be?

A new prime minister
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: 47. If you could change any one thing about international politics, what would it be?

The UN to be more effective and less run by the so-called super-powers
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: 48. If you could meet any famoous person who is dead, who would it be?

Groucho Marx
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: 49. If you could become dictator of the world, would you?

Hell yeah!
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: 50. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you?

No, I don't like beef.
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: 51. Have you ever illegally downloaded music/TV shows/movies from the net?

No.
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: 52. Have you ever used illegal narcotics (yes, even pot counts if it was illegal at the time)?

No.
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: 53. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving licence?

Don't even have a licence
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: 54. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?

A few chocolate bars when I was younger, nothing more than that.
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: 55. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage?

Alcohol.
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: 56. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage?

No.
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: 57. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency?

No.
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: 58. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying?

Often. You leap on a train, get the money out to pay and no ticket inspector reaches you before you get off a few stops later ... happens all the time.
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: 59. Have you ever been arrested?

Nope.
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: 60. Have you ever been charged with a crime ... ?

Nope.
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: 61. What's the furthest you've ever been from home?

Laos.
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: 62. Where have you visited that you would like to go back to?

Paris.
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: 63. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet?

Rome.
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: 64. Where is your favourite place in the world?

Winona Ryder's un- er, I mean my home town. Yeah.
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: 65. Where have you visited that you hope never to go to again?

Zimbabwe. At least, not until Mugabe is gone and the country recovers.
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: 66. Where would you definitely never go to?

Iraq.
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: 67. Where is your least favourite place in the world?

Guantanamo Bay.
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: 68. What is your favourite way to travel?

Boat.
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: 69. What is your least favourite way to travel?

Fly.
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: 70. What is the capital of Assyria?

I don't know that, I - ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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: 71. What was the last movie you saw?

Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
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: 72. Was it any good?

Not really, rather dull.
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: 73. What was the last book you read?

Clans Of The Alphane Moon by Philip K. Dick
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: 74. Was it any good?

It was OK.
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: 75. What was the last song you listened to?

Demon Days by Gorillaz
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: 76. Was it any good?

Fantastic, one of my favourite songs.
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: 77. What was the last computer game you played?

Soul Calibur III
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: 78. Did you do well?

Not bad, but I only had access to it for a few days while I was visiting a friend.
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: 79. What was the last meal you ate?

Sausages and chips.
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: 80. Was it any good?

Not bad, but I overcooked the sausages a bit.
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: 81. Do you believe in God/Goddess/Gods/Goddesses (delete to suit personal preference)?

No.
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: 82. Do you agree with the war in Iraq?

No.
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: 83. Do you believe in aliens?

I believe there is life out there somewhere but I don't believe they've visited Earth, kidnapped people and anally probed them.
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: 84. Do you agree with the theory of evolution?

Yes.
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: 85. Do you believe in reincarnation?

No.
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: 86. Do you agree with the idea of the UN?

Yes.
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: 87. Do you believe in karma?

No.
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: 88. Do you agree with the theories of man-induced global warming?

Yes.
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: 89. Do you believe in democracy above all other systems of government?

No.
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: 90. Do you agree with Freddie Mercury when he sings "Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round"?

Of course!
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: 91. What is your favourite movie?

Duck Soup
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: 92. What is your favourite book?

Thief Of Time or 1984
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: 93. What is your favourite song?

Quite possible Demon Days by Gorillaz
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: 94. What is your favourite city?

My home one.
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: 95. What is your favourite sport?

Football.
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: 96. What is your favourite place in the world?

Not sure.
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: 97. Are you glad these questions are almost over?

No.
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: 98. What are you going to do next?

Surf the 'net.
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: 99. Do you anticipate this activity being fun?

Not really.
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: 100. Give us a quote to end on ...

"May the Force be with you." said by Pope John-Paul II. I think he said it, anyway ...




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